KickAss
Gear News Archive: December 2005
December
31st 2005
End of Year Trojan
An exceptionally bad virus/Trojan called Exploit WMF (windows metafile)
is
out on the web, and you only need to open an
infected web page, or open and infected email picture to get your
system zombified. This one uses a big flaw in Windows, and it can zap
your computer either when you use Internet Explorer, or older versions
of Outlook with the viewing pane turned on.
If you use Firefox, Mozilla or
Opera, you are less likely to get infected, and if you don't have the email
preview pane turned on in Outlook, or if you don't use Outlook for email,
you should be OK until Microsoft comes out with a fix.
What a great ending to a truly
terrible year. War, pestilence, political malfeasance, torture, major
disaster. But 2006 gives us the chance to vote some of the lying cheating
bastards out of office, which could just make 2006 a much better year for
all concerned than 2005.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! (except
the lying cheating bastards in Washington).
Dr.
John
December
30th
The Pandemic Begins
Just like the alarmist Bush administration told us, the terrifying
pandemic has begun. Cases are breaking out all over the United States
and Canada, and the death rate is near 7%. Most of the affected victims
contracted the disease at hospitals, especially if they were taking
antibiotics. Is it possible that the Bush administration was right about
something for once?
Not a chance. As I mentioned several weeks ago, there is no way to
predict where a pandemic will come from, or how it will propagate, until
it happens. It is not a predictable phenomenon. In fact, the potential
pandemic that is now breaking out is not a bird virus from the Far East,
but an
intestinal bacterium from right here at home. The overuse of
antibiotics has caused a certain type of gut bacteria to mutate, making
the bacteria resistant to antibiotics, and at the same time making it
far more deadly.
The strain of bacteria is known as Clostridium difficile, and it
causes severe stomach cramps, vomiting, and severe diarrhea, which can
be so severe that they actually lead to death in some of the victims.
The chances of contracting this new strain of stomach bacteria
dramatically increases under three specific conditions including; 1) you
are taking an antibiotic, 2) you go to the hospital for a day or more,
3) you are taking certain acid reducing medications for acid indigestion
such as Prilosec and Prevacid.
So to avoid this new mutated bacteria you should stay out of hospitals
when possible, avoid antibiotics unless necessary, and do not take
antibiotics and anti-acid medications at the same time. Eating fresh
yogurt daily to maintain your normal levels of digestive tract bacteria
might help too.
Dr.
John
December
27th
Have a Nice Failure
Mr. Bush
George Bush and his minions have been yammering for weeks about how any
criticism of the Iraq war is giving aid and comfort to “the enemy”. Even
stealth Republican Joe Lieberman is telling the Democrats to get onboard
with the war and stop criticizing. (PLEASE Connecticut; get rid of this
abominably poor Democratic Senator in 2006).
You can see where they are going with this Karl Rove-style defense of an
indefensible war. As the situation deteriorates further on the ground in
Iraq, Bush and Co. will increasingly point the finger at Democrats as
the cause of the problem, saying that they undermined the war effort
through criticism. Hogwash.
The impending failure in Iraq is entirely the making of the Bush
administration and their inept and fumbling attempts to create “a
shining democracy in the Middle East”. How delusional can you get?
The first mistake they made was attacking Iraq in the first place; Iraq
had nothing to do with terrorism, weapons of mass distraction, or any
threat whatsoever to the United States of America. Bush and company
wanted to attack Iraq before 9/11/2001 ever happened, and they just used
the tragedy to their political benefit. They continue to use 9/11 to
bludgeon anyone who criticizes them over the head.
The long string of subsequent mistakes included not enough troops on the
ground, permitting looting and lawlessness, disbanding the standing
Iraqi Army, using hit and run tactics that did not secure large areas of
the country, and degrading and humiliating the populace into turning
against us. Botched from beginning to end.
The only way that Democrats can avoid getting caught in the political
black hole that is forming at the center of Washington right now is to
get out of Dodge. Criticizing a failed war will only give Bush and Co.
ammunition to attack the Democrats. The Democrats need to stand up in
front of the microphones and say they disagree with the war in Iraq but
they will not criticize the president.
It is up to the president to succeed or fail in Iraq, not the Democrats.
The Democrats are out of power right now and have no ability to
investigate wrongdoing or pass legislation. So if they want to avoid the
hypocritical finger of Bush being pointed in their faces and denouncing
them as aiding and abetting terrorists, they need to leave this debacle
to him alone. Bush's war needs to become Bush's failure.
Have a nice failure Mr. Bush.
Maybe you should start thinking of the troops in harm's way and their
families now, rather than your megalomaniac dreams of a puppet democracy in
the oil-rich center of the Middle East.
Dr.
John
December
23rd
Christian War on
Saturnalia
It's just like a Christian to steal a pagan holiday, and then claim that
they have been robbed.
The celebration of the Winter
Solstice has been around for thousands of years longer than Christianity has
existed. Millennia before Christ was born (at a warm time of the year, when
sheep could graze on the manger) peoples all around the world celebrated the
shortest days of the year.
In Rome, they celebrated the
holiday of "Saturnalia"
around the time of the Winter Solstice, which was a celebration of the god
of farming, Saturn. They cut down and adorned evergreen trees to commemorate
the beginning of the new year, because these trees could continue to grow
throughout the cold months of the Winter. They were looking forward to the
new growing season.
They would also often give gifts
to one another during Saturnalia, and sometimes masters and slaves would
even exchange places for one evening of debauchery.
After stealing a perfectly good
worldwide holiday, and festooning it with loads of religious clap trap that
has no basis in fact or history, Christians have the gall to say that
non-Christians are trying to "steal Christmas" by saying "happy holidays".
I suppose when you substitute
bible studies for history studies, you can expect many Christians to be
clueless about the origins of Christmas, or any other historical facts. In
case you're wondering about the origins of Christmas, in about the 4th
century, the church was so concerned about the wild pagan parties associated
with Saturnalia that they robbed the holiday and many of its pagan symbols,
and called it Christ's Mass. But it has nothing to do with the birth of
Christ.
I'll take honest old Saturnalia
any day.
Dr.
John
December
22nd
Open Letter to My
Senators Today
Dear Senator,
I am a constituent of yours and I am writing to express my strong
feelings about the following issues:
1) President Bush must be held accountable for breaking the law by
bypassing the FISA courts and ordering illegal wiretaps within the
United States. This is clearly an impeachable offense. Using the excuse
that this is a time of war is irrelevant and immaterial. The FISA courts
were put in place for a purpose. The domestic surveillance must stop
unless court orders are issued.
2) A phased withdrawal of troops from Iraq must be initiated as per
Congressman Murtha’s recommendations. The Iraqis have asked us to leave,
and President Bush vowed that we would leave if asked. Our presence
there is inciting the civil war rather than quelling it.
3) The recent budget cuts in Medicare and Medicaid and student loans
must be reversed.
4) The tax cuts must not be made permanent and must be rolled back
simply for the sake of fiscal responsibility.
5) Real campaign finance reform laws must be passed. The Jack Abramoff
scandal, as well as the Congressman Cunningham scandal, are clear
indications of the poisonous effect of money on the political process.
This has to stop.
6) After the six-month extension of the Patriot Act expires the entire
issue must be revisited and the statutes rewritten. We can't fight for
freedom and democracy in Iraq if we are eroding our own civil liberties
and freedoms at home. The Patriot Act is outrageous, and must be
rewritten completely.
7) Based on recent school board decisions and court rulings it is time
to make a federal law that prohibits the teaching of Christianity in
science classes in the United States. The separation of church and state
is codified in our Constitution and is not negotiable. This is not a
Christian nation; it is a nation of laws.
8) Congress has not been performing its oversight duties as it should.
Currently there should be ongoing investigations not only about the CIA
leak, but about flawed intelligence for going to war, about secret
wiretapping of US citizens, and about the influence of lobbyist’s money
in Congress.
9) Samuel Alito must not be confirmed to the Supreme Court of the United
States. His pro-corporate, anti-consumer stance would ill-serve the
American people for decades to come. I oppose his confirmation strongly.
Sincerely,
December
21st
Intelligent Design
Ruled Unintelligent
The Judge in the Dover PA court case concerning the teaching of
"Intelligent Design" in high school science classes
ruled against the local school board, and declared that "ID" can not
be taught in science classes as an alternative theory to evolution.
Judge Jones wrote: "The
overwhelming evidence at trial established that ID [intelligent design] is a
religious view, a mere re-labeling of creationism, and not a scientific
theory,"
But the Judge went further than
that, thankfully, and pointed out that several arguments used by ID
proponents were illogical on their face. First, the Judge noted that a lack
of evidence for one thing (let's say a particular missing link in evolution)
is not evidence for the opposite contention (God must have done it). An
example of this type of logical fallacy would be that a child failed to
catch their parents putting presents under the tree, and concluded on
Christmas morning that Santa Claus must exist. A lack of evidence for one
thing is not evidence of another thing. In science, everything requires
evidence in favor, and a lack of contradictory evidence. Absence of evidence
is not the same as contradictory evidence.
The other argument that was found
illogical was that of "irreducible complexity", which states that complex
things can't evolve from simpler structures because all parts are needed
right at the onset. This is clearly refuted by the fossil evidence that
shows, for example, how fish fins slowly became paddle-like appendages and
finally evolved into the limbs of land animals. The basic underlying bone
structure remains very similar from fish to mammals. Many other examples of
the gradual evolution of animals can be found in the fossil record. Just
because there are gaps in the fossil record, it is illogical to discard the
wealth of information that can be gleaned from it.
This ruling is but the first in a
long string of wasteful, irrational court cases that will surely ooze their
way through the US court system. No other civilized country will follow
suit, this will be a purely American mental malady. However, the resounding
loss in court, and the embarrassing ruling that even challenged the
reasoning abilities of ID proponents, will forever remain the first nail in
the ID coffin.
CHALLENGE: I hereby pledge to pay
to anyone the sum of $50,000 if they can publish an experimental scientific
paper in a good peer-reviewed science journal (impact factor of 3.5 or
higher) that clearly supports ID, and refutes the theory of evolution. The
paper must be experimental (no mathematical or theoretical treatments). That
means you need lots of experimentally derived data in any area of biology or
chemistry that shows that ID is correct, and that evolution is false. (Hint:
religion relies tremendously on faith, but you'll need more than faith to
collect the $50,000).
I will even volunteer to review
your paper before you submit it if you would like a well-published
biologist's comments on your data and discussion.
Bring 'em on!
Dr.
John
December
20th
Fighting for
Oppression
Every time President Bush speaks, he says we are fighting for freedom,
and we need to protect ourselves from "terrorists". Unfortunately, as
when he talks about most things, he means the opposite of what he says.
As we are supposedly fighting for Iraqi freedom, President Bush is
spying on political groups just as Richard Nixon did in the 1960's and
70's. The NY Times today in a rare moment of candor describes how our
government is
spying on activist groups of Americans, including Greenpeace.
Bush says he can do anything he
wants in order to fight terrorist groups, like Greenpeace. The scariest part
is that the NY Times had this story over a year ago, but did not publish it.
Why? Because the Bush Administration told them not to.
Watch dog... or lap dog?
Somehow, the idea that we are
fighting for similar freedoms in Iraq is of little comfort.
Dr.
John
December
18th
For Bridgit
Stalin Would be
Proud
When President Bush utters imperial jokes there is often more than a
grain of truth in his jesting. Like the time when he said “It would be a
lot easier to be a dictator… as long as I'm the one who gets to be the
dictator.”
Now we find out that in addition to all the increased executive powers
that Mr. Bush has bestowed upon himself and his office, he has
personally ordered intelligence agencies to spy on US citizens,
including simple
peace protesters. Mr. Bush says that the Executive’s
powers (his) in a “time of war are plenary”, meaning absolute. Stalin
would be proud.
The setting up of a secret system of surveillance directed against
thousands of US citizens is unconstitutional even in a time of war
because it bypasses Congress and the judiciary. But to Mr. Bush things
like the Constitution, the Congress, and the courts are merely an
impediment to his grab for absolute power. Who needs three branches of
government when you can be the dictator?
This is precisely why Bush and Co. have so emphatically insisted that we
are in a time of war. Presidential powers can be expanded during times
of war, but certainly not to the extent that Mr. Bush insists they can.
The Constitution sets up a system with three branches of government that
provide checks and balances against abuses of power. Mr. Bush will have
none of that.
This unprecedented usurping of power by the executive branch will be far
easier for Mr. Bush if he can load the Supreme Court with
ultra-conservatives that concur with his draconian views of executive
powers. That way, if a case such as illegal domestic spying on US
citizens makes it all the way to the Supreme Court, the court will
always rule in favor of the executive branch.
Don't be fooled when Mr. Bush tells you that this is all being done to
protect you from terrorists. You don't spy on Democrats and peace
protesters if you're looking for terrorists. This is about an
unprecedented power grab by the executive branch of our government, and
the use of intelligence agencies to knock down any dissent or protest.
Stalin would be proud.
Dr.
John
December
10th
Prioritizing Fear
The
shooting of an unarmed, mentally ill man at Miami International
airport on Wednesday, and the strong-arm tactics used by authorities on
the rest of the passengers following the incident, should give pause to
those thinking of flying this holiday season. But this is what
fear-mongering does to a country.
The Bush administration wants
everyone to be afraid of terrorism...
very afraid. That makes passing laws
like the Patriot Act so much easier. It also gives them justification for
shooting agitated but innocent people on planes as the "prudent course of
action". It allows them to operate in secret, all the while claiming issues
of "national security in the war on terrorism".
I've said for years that the
so-called war on terrorism was more a psych-ops war on the US public than a
real attempt at stemming the tide of terrorism. Fear is a great tool for
oppressive governments, ask anyone who lived in the Soviet Union under
Stalin.
But is the fear well founded?
Let's take a quick look at what threats typically take American lives
unexpectedly. Numbers 1 and 2 will be unexpected heart attacks and strokes
that can hit at any time. Hundreds of thousands of Americans die prematurely
every year due to cardiovascular problems that are often preventable. Is the
Bush administration trying to drum up fear about those causes of death? No,
it doesn't help them pass draconian legislation.
Another early and unexpected
source of mortality involves drinking and driving, which can kill not only
the drinker, but also the innocent people that they run into. Have Bush and
Co. called for a war on drunk driving, which takes more than 5 times as many
American lives every year as we lost on September 11th 2001? No, it wouldn't
help their cause.
How about shootings? Statistics
show that there were over 30,000 gun-related deaths in the US in the year
2002 alone. Of those, almost 12,000 were homicides. That's 4 times as many
"killings" as occurred on September 11th. Is Mr. Bush calling for
stricter gun laws? No, that would alienate his base.
I could go on, but you get the
idea. Terrorism is a miniscule threat to the average American, so low on the
list of threats that to have the entire country mobilized in a false "war on
terrorism" is the most illogical, wasteful use of resources time and money
that I can think of. Terrorism experts will tell you that you can't have a
"war on terrorism" because it is a tactic, not an army. Fighting terrorism
requires tightly coordinated intelligence and law enforcement action around
the world, not tanks in Iraq. Tanks in Iraq breed more terrorism, rather
than "fighting it".
It's time for the American people
to prioritize and control their fears, otherwise more innocent people are
going to get shot because they are mistaken for "terrorists". As it is now,
it seems air travelers may have more to fear from armed Air Marshals than
they do from supposed terrorists.
Dr.
John
December
7th
Love Your Voting
Machine
Don't you just love those new electronic voting machines? Well, if you
are a Republican, you should really love your new voting machines, but
if you are a Democrat or Independent, you might want to use a different
word to describe your feelings toward these new devices.
An insider who works at one one
of the most infamous electronic voting machine companies, Diebold (run by a
staunch Republican, Wally O’Dell) has given an anonymous
interview about the problems with the machines, and the company that
makes them.
According to the whistleblower,
Diebold distributed and installed uncertified patches on machines in at
least Ohio, Georgia and California, and perhaps other states as well. If so,
that violates election laws that require certification of voting machines
and the software that runs them.
Also, according to the source,
Diebold made the machines and software unnecessarily complex and
temperamental so that their technicians would have to run them and tabulate
the votes, rather than local election officials.
Recently, North Carolina rejected
the Diebold machines because the company refused to turn over the software
source code to the court for scrutiny. Then just last week, the NC election
board reversed themselves and
mysteriously certified Diebold machines without getting a look at the
underlying software.
On top of all of this,
Republicans in Ohio are about to
pass legislation that would make their hold on the state government
nearly impossible to break. The proposed legislation leaves voter
registration activists subject to partisan prosecution, exempts electronic
voting machines from public scrutiny, quintuples the cost of
citizen-requested statewide recounts and makes it illegal to challenge any
federal election results in Ohio.
Perhaps President Bush should be
fighting for Democracy in the US before he sends troops overseas to bring
Democracy to the Iraqis.
Dr.
John
December
4th
Your Country, Under
Bush
It has become impossible to even catalog all of the corruption and
criminal malfeasance of the Bush Administration. A simple list would
consume pages.
For those who have not become
numb to their corruption and criminality, and who have not reached outrage
overload, you can read about Bush's plan to bomb Middle Eastern journalists
here,
or you can read here how our government can now hold anyone in secret
detention for
months, or
years, or how are government is using fear to
intimidate us, or you can read about the new documents released that
show how the Bush Administration ignored requests to help hurricane Katrina
victims
here, or you can read
here and
here
about how political corruption pervades every level of our government.
Angered citizens are starting to
amass lists of the high crimes and misdemeanors of the Bush
Administration. The general consensus is that this is not what a democracy
is all about. How can you fight for the freedom of others overseas by
dropping bombs on them and the local reporters, while all the time eroding
democratic principles at home? That is not what America is about.
Intelligent Design
May be Downfall of Creationism
Intelligent design may be
undermining creationism. Intelligent design is a pseudoscientific
attempt to make creationism more palatable to skeptics. Unfortunately for
its proponents it may be backfiring. Intelligent design makes the claim that
scientific research can be conducted that proves life was created by an
intelligent designer. Unfortunately, institutes that have offered grants to
perform such research have so far found no takers.
The reason is simple; science
can't be used to study magic or supposedly supernatural occurrences. It can
only study nature. Intelligent design fails the first and foremost criteria
for being a science: you can't do research on it. But, even more damaging to
intelligent design is the fact that religious people have not accepted it in
the way they accepted creationism. By trying to make creationism more
scientific they made it much less palatable to religious people.
In the long run, the fight over
intelligent design may finally end the creationism-evolution debate among
the American populace. We can only hope so. There are far more pressing
problems that we need to deal with.
Dr.
John
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